CARPET STAINS CULTURE BID
NEWCASTLE STUFF has been giving the Blue Carpet a good beating these past few months not because its crap, but because nobody responsible will put their hands up and admit its crap.
The councils web site for the Mugs Rug is as threadbare as the carpet itself. Their incompetence is underlined by the fact the Blue Carpet web cam doesnt even show their pride and joy: displaying images of a multi-story car park on Percy Street, quarter of a mile away, instead.
One of our readers thats you, Skotty took this up with the artist, Thomas Heatherwick, and found that he agrees with Newcastle Stuff.
"Thomas has received your email about the blue carpet web site and you're right, it is atrocious [says his assistant, Kirsten]. I am trying to find out who to talk to about it at the council. Thanks for keeping us informed.
"Is it always sunny in Newcastle?" she adds, referring to the old web camera pics which hadnt changed since April.
The Carpet has won a "prestigious" Local Government Street Design Award - a triumph, according to the local press - although this meaningless bit of back-slapping came from a committee which hadnt bothered to look at it.
Newcastle Stuff has ordered seven-hundred bottles of Shake N Vac from manufacturers Glade, to be delivered next Tuesday. Hopefully, thatll put the freshness back before the Capital of Culture shortlist is announced this Autumn. The invoice has been made out to Newcastle City Council.
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What the statue might - or might not - have looked like
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A RIDICULOUS scheme to commission a water feature which would have run down Grey Street and cost a million quid, has gone down the pan.
American artist Martha Schwartz came up with the idea of the two-inch deep trickle which would run down the side of the road, ending up in a stainless steel bowl by the Tyne. This has now been cancelled.
As Newcastle Stuff pointed out in a recent issue, there are many local "artists" who could have created the same effect.
Last Friday night, nearby Grainger Street was awash from every doorway; and all of it was self-financed.
SWAN HOUSE is being redeveloped as luxury apartments which will delight the tens of thousands who signed-on at the dole office there, for two decades.
The developers are trying to preserve the Royal Arcade, at the heart of the project which, in fact, is a feeble copy of the original splendid Victorian structure, demolished in 1967.
That was dismantled brick by brick, each one numbered in chalk for future reconstruction. Unfortunately the rain washed off the numbers, and it ended up as the foundations of the Byker Wall.