WE ARE A a mail-order bridal service representing a variety of women from Sunderland who are looking for a prosperous new life in your country, away from the poverty and hardships of Wearside. They seek the glamour of Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan or Serbia – and would like to meet any farm hands, soldiers or nuclear plant workers who like to flash the roubles around. Our ladies have cosmopolitan tastes. Lovers of fine fizzy wines from the Bella region of Northern Italy and connoisseurs of the finest kebabs, they’d bring a touch of sophistication to the table of any Chechnyan caravan. If it’s beauty you’re after, look no further than our Mackem Maidens. You won’t find paler skin this side of the Urals, and most have their own teeth. These shapely ladies know how to look after their bodies, spending hours each day pursuing traditional pastimes such as pie making and bingo. We know how Russian men like big families – just like in Sunderland! Skilled in raising children, five or six is perfectly normal for Wearside women. But who knows: if one father was to stick around, this could easily hit double figures. Please peruse our catalogue and compare our prices. But remember: they don’t come cheaper than Sunderland women.