ale n. A brewed beverage, particularly beer.
Ash: Everyone or everything.
Aave eaten ale me chips.
alert adj. Watchful, vigilant and ready.
Ash: More than a few.
It takes alert to get her drunk.
awnings n. Plastic or canvas coverings.
Ash: Wages.
Ale me awnings gan urn me pigeons.
bade v. Past tense of bid.
Ash: Place to saleep.
Aah wez tucked up in me bade, officer.
bared adj. Stripped naked.
Ash: Not good.
Aam bared with the beer.
beck n. Stream or brook.
Ash: Rear part of body.
He lies on his beck ale day.
beaut n. Fine or impressive thing
Ash: Strong or heavy item of footwear.
You should have seen her put the beaut in.
begs v. Pleads with.
Ash: Swelling under tired eyes.
Shes been up ale neet - you can tell by her begs.
bells n Rung at churches.
Ash: Testicles.
Wor lass kneed me in the bells.
bend v. Curve, or to change course.
Ash: Group of musicians.
The bend deserved to get paid off at the club last neet.
berg n. Floating mass of ice.
Ash: Toilet.
You left the berg stinking this morning.
berk n. Foolish person, idiot.
Ash: Reading material.
Lets do this by the berk, officer.
berks n. Stupid people.
Ash: Cigarette container.
Buy iz a berks of tabs, mutha.
Bert n. Short for Albert.
Ash: Wooden river or sea vessel.
Were birth in the same Bert.
better adj. Superior.
Ash: Soft, yellow substance, spread on bread.
Do you want better on your breed?
birth n. Being born.
Ash: Two of something.
Aall fight the birth of you.
blur n. Make indistinct.
Ash: Expel air from mouth; puff; pant.
Blur your smirk somewhere else.
blurb n. Words advertising something.
Ash: Contraceptive sheath.
I forgot to buy a blurb, pet.
blurred n. Out of focus.
Ash: Red stuff that runs through veins.
Its like getting blurred oot of a stern.
born adj: Given life; brought into existence.
Ash: Catch fire; singe.
Watch you dont born the baby with your tab.
cane n: Walking stick.
Ash: Tin of beer.
Aam down to me last cane.
cartons n. Milk containers.
Ash: Hung in windows.
Shut the cartons pet, its not noon yet.
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chute n. Sloping water slide; slang: parachute.
Ash: To say or utter something very loudly.
Did they chute last orders?
Clare n. Girl's first name.
Ash: Pointed nail of beast or bird; talon.
Look at my lad again, and Ill clare your eyes out.
clays n. Flying shotgun targets.
Ash: Garments.
Ahve got nee clean clays, mam.
clerk n: Office worker.
Ash: Device for measuring time.
Hes been drinking round the clerk.
clued n. In possession of the facts.
Ash: Watery vapour which brings rain.
He disappeared in a clued of smirk.
crayon n. Stick of coloured wax used for drawing.
Ash: Large machine used to lift heavy objects.
Itll take a crayon to get him out of bed.
creche n. Nursery.
Ash: Car accident.
Me bairn broke her leg in a creche.
croon n. Sing in a soft or sentimental style.
Ash: Headdress worn by king or queen.
Its her crooning glory.
curdle v. To cause milk to go off.
Ash: An affectionate embrace.
When hes had a drink, he curdles me.
curled n. Bent or twisted.
Ash: Low temperature; chilled.
This beers as curled as a whippets nose.
cursed adj. Under a spell.
Ash: The seaside.
Shall we take the bairns to the cursed?
curt adj. Short and snappy.
Ash: Warm outer garment.
Get your curt, its curled outside.
curtain n. Piece of cloth hung in window.
Ash: Soft white fibre woven into clothes, etc.
Bless his curtain socks.
dared n. Took a risk.
Ash: Father.
He hid behind the surfer when me dared came home.
dearly n. Tenderly.
Ash: Each day.
Me mother drinks dearly.
deed n. Legal document, esp. for home.
Ash: Deceased; no sign of life.
Hes deed to the walled this morning.
deers n. Large mammals with antlers.
Ash: State of confusion.
He walks around in a turtle deers.
deft v. Moving in a quick and skillful way.
Ash: Silly or stupid.
Youre as deft as a brush.
dense adj. Close togther; thick; stupid.
Ash: Move feet and body in time to music.
Ill dense with anyone after a drink.
dirt n. Muck or filth.
Ash: Small round punctuation mark.
Aall be in the pub at six, on the dirt.
dirty adj. Filthy; mucky; unclean.
Ash: Eccentric; slightly mad.
Me nana went dirty in her old age.
doubter n. Someone who is skeptical or a non-believer.
Ash: Female offspring.
Me doubters seeing a laird from the next estate.
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